Just finished reading Seconds, by Bryan Lee O’Malley. What a joy and a delight. Lovely characters and an engaging story. Almost read it in one sitting.

Just finished reading Seconds, by Bryan Lee O’Malley. What a joy and a delight. Lovely characters and an engaging story. Almost read it in one sitting.

Table neighbor Eliza (elizareisfeldart.com) couldn’t wait to leave after being stuck next to me for two days. Thanks for a good show, APE! Thanks to all the good humored folks that purchased unflattering portraits! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

Table neighbor Eliza (elizareisfeldart.com) couldn’t wait to leave after being stuck next to me for two days. Thanks for a good show, APE! Thanks to all the good humored folks that purchased unflattering portraits! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

"How could you!?" he wailed aloud as he left table 108 with a most unflattering portrait. Be the next to experience a similar agony! #ape #ape2014  (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)

"How could you!?" he wailed aloud as he left table 108 with a most unflattering portrait. Be the next to experience a similar agony! #ape #ape2014 (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)

Just because we close in five minutes doesn’t mean you don’t have time to get an unflattering portrait! Last chance at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

Just because we close in five minutes doesn’t mean you don’t have time to get an unflattering portrait! Last chance at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

@juliaann_cone regrets the moment she realized her table was next to mine. Unflattering portraits at table 108! Adorable paper craft at table 107! #ape #ape2014

@juliaann_cone regrets the moment she realized her table was next to mine. Unflattering portraits at table 108! Adorable paper craft at table 107! #ape #ape2014

Crystal could only stand to look at her unflattering portrait after chugging a beer! Get smashed in more ways than one at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

Crystal could only stand to look at her unflattering portrait after chugging a beer! Get smashed in more ways than one at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

Her brother ran away crying halfway through the drawing. Treat your siblings to an unflattering portrait and make them cry at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

Her brother ran away crying halfway through the drawing. Treat your siblings to an unflattering portrait and make them cry at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

He ripped it up and threw the shreds at me. The remains are stuck to my face because the ink was still wet. Look for the tarred and feathered artist at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)

He ripped it up and threw the shreds at me. The remains are stuck to my face because the ink was still wet. Look for the tarred and feathered artist at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)

It’s the humidity. Also, it’s the unflattering portrait. Unflattering hair styling at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

It’s the humidity. Also, it’s the unflattering portrait. Unflattering hair styling at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

Life imitates unflattering art at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

Life imitates unflattering art at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

Mitch says “I hate it!” Hate your own at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)

Mitch says “I hate it!” Hate your own at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)

Be the best parent by getting an unflattering portrait of your child to show off to the whole family! Only at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

Be the best parent by getting an unflattering portrait of your child to show off to the whole family! Only at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

Sometimes your unflattering portrait turns out to be very gremlin like. I can’t help how you look to me! Find out what you look like through my eyes at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

Sometimes your unflattering portrait turns out to be very gremlin like. I can’t help how you look to me! Find out what you look like through my eyes at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

This poor girl had a birthday present of an unflattering portrait forced into her by her photobombing friend. Be an awful friend at table 108! #ape #ape2014  (at Alternative Press Expo)

This poor girl had a birthday present of an unflattering portrait forced into her by her photobombing friend. Be an awful friend at table 108! #ape #ape2014 (at Alternative Press Expo)

Is Brian the last victi… customer of the day? You’ve got 10 minutes to get your very own unflattering portrait! Or there’s always tomorrow! #ape #ape2014  (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)

Is Brian the last victi… customer of the day? You’ve got 10 minutes to get your very own unflattering portrait! Or there’s always tomorrow! #ape #ape2014 (at Festival Pavilion at Fort Mason)